notyouraveragesecretary:

yes i wnt this

mimosas for everyone

and by everyone i mean u and me on our brunch

oh shit son. i can’t wait. I WILL HOLD U TO THIS BRUNCH. I’LL TEXT U IN THE DAYS BEFORE LIKE ‘DON’T U FORGET THAT LUNCH, BUT NOT LUNCH, THE BRUNCH’

notyouraveragesecretary:

sadistsherlock:

shots shots shoths sloths wat

pls

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next 221bcon, u + me = friendbrunch

shots shots shoths sloths wat

pls

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mollyinthespidersweb:

sadistsherlock:

u think you’ll be following me, but drunk!jessica is wily and out to get the girls and make drunk!friends. i always slip away and end up alone.

XD which means that I’ll follow you til you slip away then i’ll be all alone too. 

NO THEN U GO MAKE DRUNK!FRIENDS. IT’S THE BEST. U BETTER FUQIN GO.

mollyinthespidersweb:

u better fuqin go

Trust me, you’re like the only friend i have who’s going and i would spend it following you around like a lost puppy. you don’t want that. xD you’ll get so sick of me so fast.

u think you’ll be following me, but drunk!jessica is wily and out to get the girls and make drunk!friends. i always slip away and end up alone.

URE A CUTIE OKAY WE’RE GONNA GET SHITFACED AGAIN

idk man, i remember how drunk i was, u sure you want that again? lol

i’ll wear better outfits

fuck that mess. you were perf with what you had one then~

moriartystailor:

sadistsherlock:

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Maybe I’ll be brave enough to go to the next one.

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watsonsdick:

John…………..

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